LOL -- One of my friends is a REAL evil genius...

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07 Mar 2012 18:40 #1109394511 by LynnGwyneth
OK, so someone among my friends has a *really* sadistic sense of humor. I'm a slob. Full stop. I like my stuff. My DVDs, my wardrobe, all of my books in my eight bookcases and stacked in 12 piles on the floor. I like my apartment. I keep the kitchen and the bathroom relatively clean and the rest -- meh.

So what do I find in my mailbox yesterday evening? Someone has subscribed to GOOD HOUSEKEEPING for me. And I know it wasn't me. Bipolar I am, Dissociative identity I am not!

Bah!

So my reading choices for that evening were:

"Guilt-Free Comfort Food"

"The Right Bra for Your Body (Trust Us You're Wearing the Wrong Size)"

"2 Drinks that Fight Cancer and Depression"

"Best Makeup Finds $20 and Under"

and, most mysteriously...

"At Home with Kelly: How she stays so slim, the quirky way she keeps her marriage close--and her secret 3 a.m. habit"
(This is accompanied by a picture of a blonde woman wearing hot pink pajamas like Lucille Ball would wear.) Who is Kelly? Is there a celebrity named Kelly?

OK, guys and gals, what should I choose? :P

(Personally, I'm curious about the "2 drinks" one, but if one of the drinks isn't single malt scotch...) LOL :P

πόλλ' οἶδ' ἀλώπηξ, ἐχῖνος δ'ἓν μέγα

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